Hi there!
You know what's been on my mind other than Kirby? No? You don't care? Well unfortunately neither do I. If you've been reading my Shlogs you will know that I'm trying to get Terraria working. Though it just won't work. *Sigh* it's so annoying. But The thing that has been on my mind is that I want to make a Lets Play with my friend on Terraria. Well since Terraria really goes forever I was thinking I'd do 25 ten minute episodes. That's 250 minutes which means that it's around 4.17 hours. And yes I am super smart I did that in my head. I'm just joking I didn't. I did it on a calculator. THANK YOU MISTER CALCULATOR! So yeah you can look forward to it on my youtube channel Shlogme. I got a head set thing with a mike but I don't know if my friend has one. I'm not sure it works.
Change of topic *PCHEEW!* You know what I hate? I hate it when you're playing a game and someone walks in and you're playing the game and they suddenly start watching. And they're breath slides down your back leaving a slight tingle as it strokes your back. Yeah I don't know why they do that. It's awkward. Maybe they think it's how you make friends. Maybe if you breath on someone's back somehow your fates are intertwined. Hmm...I should do that more often. Hurrrrr.
Also I hate it when you're playing a game and someone is watching, family member, friend, random or whatever, and they tell you what to do. They say "Go back you gotta do this!" well that irritates me because I've been gaming for my whole life and I think I'd know how to play Pong. I just want to get the remote, or portable console and smash it over their head. I know I'll regret it after because the remote or console will die and I will say "WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!" But It's not my fault. They're the ones doing that to me...or it's the voices. It makes me especially angry when they do that while I'm playing a Kirby game. Because sometimes when I get angry I kill people. This is how it goes down because I'm a nice guy.
Them: Do this.
Me: Okay!
And then somehow they manage to get me to clean their shoes. I mean seriously, Why does this happen to me?
I also hate it when I ask to play or use something of theirs and they make some stupid excuse. I mean I'm a ninja at Pheonix Wright and Professor Layton so I'd know when they lie. I don't got the evidence but I do happen to be a witness. I mean the other day i asked to play someone's laptop so I can play Terraria via my USB. They replied with "No, sorry, it's got a laptop so it doesn't work" I was tempted to say "The cake's a lie and you are a cake." Because I got AVG on my USB. But I'm too nice. Ugh I hate being nice sometimes. I saw her using the laptop when I arrived happily tapping away on Facebook. I mean if you got a virus what's your first reaction? "Fudge I got a virus!" But her's seems to be. "Fudge! I gotta check my notifications! Oh yeah a virus...meh." I wish people's heads had a USB driver in the back of them so I can install a brain into them. You'd normally go and remove it. But maybe I'm wrong. Maybe she had removed it and lied to me anyway. I mean I don't care when someone says no but when they lie it's annoying. If you're going to lie just let them use it anyway. That's what I do. Ugh I need to be mean.
Also my sister needs to install a brain. I mean we could get a second hand Wii for $150, which is what we all want, my little bro, my dumb little sister and I. My sister would have to buy it because laptop virus girl and my sister entered a competition and won a $300 gift voucher so they split it. One, do they deserve it? So we could get a Wii for $150 but she says no. She says "Why buy one thing when you could get lots of little things?" My reaction was with the one thing you get to prove you got a brain and you get lots of other things with it. But she doesn't use her logic that well.
Anyway that's the end for my complaining. Have your siblings won anything and done something stupid? Shlogme and I will read it. Also Shlogme means comment so yeah haha.
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